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Private Resort (1985)
Released By: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment   Rating: R   In Theaters: N/A
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Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R
Director: George Bowers
Language: English
Official Website: N/A
Theatrical Release: N/A
Home Video Release: 6/27/2006
Cast: Andrew Dice Clay, Hector Elizondo, Johnny Depp, Rob Morrow
Published ID: 497
UPC: 043396149663,
Plot: A wacky teenage sex comedy of the sort that proliferated in the mid-1980s, this farce is notable for featuring two lead actors who would go on to bigger and better things. Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp star as Ben and Jack, respectively, teen buddies who are on the sexual prowl for beautiful, wealthy girls at a posh Miami resort where they are weekend guests. Also on the prowl is The Maestro (Hector Elizondo), a skilled jewel thief who evades detection by cross-dressing as a woman while he pursues the diamond necklace of society woman Amanda Rawlings (Dody Goodman). When they accidentally run afoul of the Maestro, Ben and Jack suddenly have their hands full. Private Resort was the third in a series of comic teen sex romps from producer R. Ben Efraim, each of which had the word Private in the title. ~ Karl Williams, All Movie Guide
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Hilarious!
Added 5/12/2009

In less talented hands, this comedy could have been a disaster. But here we have two great stars and a marvelous supporting cast in a guaranteed laugh-getter, perfect for parties. Morrow and Depp are at a Miami resort with their eyes on bikini-glad girls, but having the worst luck getting any in the sack. Depp ends up in hot water with a married woman while Morrow shares a bubble-bath with her husband, a gun-toting jewel thief. He's after a valuable diamond worn by a crazy karate-kicking grandmaw, but gets thrown out a window by her and beaten-up by everyone else. It's all wild and very, very funny.
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CUTE & HORMONE CHARGED 80'S MOVIE!
Added 3/8/2009

A CUTE AND FUNNY MOVIE WITH LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL FLESH... INCLUDING JOHNNY DEPPS AND ROB MORROWS! FILMED AT OCEAN REEF IN THE FLORIDA KEYS, SO IT'S TWO HORNY TOAD GUYS ON VACATION IN A BEAUTIFUL FIVE STAR RESORT. GOT EVERYTHING THAT AN 80'S MOVIE SHOULD HAVE... INCLUDING DODIE GOODMAN DOWNING A HANDFULL OF QUAALUDES. LMAO, I RECOMMEND THIS ONE! OH YEAH, THE FIRST TITS YOU SEE IN THIS MOVIE ARE PERFECT!
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Private Resort
Added 12/28/2008

This is one of Johnny Depp's first films and therefor does not fall into the same class of his future movies. However, it does show his comedic ability and being able to do the best he can with a script that is not the best. I have added this dvd to my Johnny Depp collection simply to have a complete record of his films.
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Sorta funny, but mostly lame
Added 12/2/2008

A very accurate testament to the 18 year old boy's mind, this movie's best feature is a shot of Johnny Depp's naked rear-end. It's one of those classically bad 80's movies that's filled with funny cliches (you will roll your eyes), corny characters, and an unpredictable and surprisingly complete plot makes you finish watching.
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Private Resort
Added 9/4/2008

It is a great movie if you are a Johnny Depp fan. I got it to complete my collection.
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Hilarious!
Added 5/12/2009

In less talented hands, this comedy could have been a disaster. But here we have two great stars and a marvelous supporting cast in a guaranteed laugh-getter, perfect for parties. Morrow and Depp are at a Miami resort with their eyes on bikini-glad girls, but having the worst luck getting any in the sack. Depp ends up in hot water with a married woman while Morrow shares a bubble-bath with her husband, a gun-toting jewel thief. He's after a valuable diamond worn by a crazy karate-kicking grandmaw, but gets thrown out a window by her and beaten-up by everyone else. It's all wild and very, very funny.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
CUTE & HORMONE CHARGED 80'S MOVIE!
Added 3/8/2009

A CUTE AND FUNNY MOVIE WITH LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL FLESH... INCLUDING JOHNNY DEPPS AND ROB MORROWS! FILMED AT OCEAN REEF IN THE FLORIDA KEYS, SO IT'S TWO HORNY TOAD GUYS ON VACATION IN A BEAUTIFUL FIVE STAR RESORT. GOT EVERYTHING THAT AN 80'S MOVIE SHOULD HAVE... INCLUDING DODIE GOODMAN DOWNING A HANDFULL OF QUAALUDES. LMAO, I RECOMMEND THIS ONE! OH YEAH, THE FIRST TITS YOU SEE IN THIS MOVIE ARE PERFECT!
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Private Resort
Added 12/28/2008

This is one of Johnny Depp's first films and therefor does not fall into the same class of his future movies. However, it does show his comedic ability and being able to do the best he can with a script that is not the best. I have added this dvd to my Johnny Depp collection simply to have a complete record of his films.
0 out of 0 people found this helpful.
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