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High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isn't always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents' mini-van. Sometimes it's ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president.
There's something rotten at St. Donovan's High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke (Reece Thompson) is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini (Mischa Barton) solicits Funke's help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch lady's moustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovan's High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick (Bruce Willis) to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances.
But high school's not always what it seems. As Funke's popularity grows so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself? Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid underbelly of St. Donovan's. Student council members, college bookies, public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a learner's permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must crack the case before it cracks him.
Original Release
01/17/2008
US Release
01/17/2008
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Cast
Name | Character |
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Mischa Barton | Francesca Fachini |
Reece Thompson | Bobby Funke |
Bruce Willis | Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick / Principal Kirkpatrick |
Michael Rapaport | Coach Z |
Kathryn Morris | Nurse Platt |
Melonie Diaz | Clara Diaz / Clara |
Josh Pais | Padre Newell / Padre Newelll |
Luke Grimes | Marlon Piazza |
Patrick Taylor | Paul Moore |
Aaron Himelstein | Tad Goltz |
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Cast
Name | Character |
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Mischa Barton | Francesca Fachini |
Reece Thompson | Bobby Funke |
Bruce Willis | Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick / Principal Kirkpatrick |
Michael Rapaport | Coach Z |
Kathryn Morris | Nurse Platt |
Melonie Diaz | Clara Diaz / Clara |
Josh Pais | Padre Newell / Padre Newelll |
Luke Grimes | Marlon Piazza |
Patrick Taylor | Paul Moore |
Aaron Himelstein | Tad Goltz |
Joe Perrino | Dutch Middleton |
John Magaro | Cipriato |
Robin Lord Taylor | Alex Schneider |
Vincent Piazza | Ricky Delacruz |
Zoë Kravitz | Valerie Torres |
Zachary Booth | Rocky Raccoon |
Adam Pally | Freddy Bismark |
Tanya Fischer | Sam Landis |
Josh Caras | Marty Mullen |
Zach Roerig | Matt Mullen |
Producers
Name | Role |
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David Glasser | Executive Producer |
Bradley Jenkel | Executive Producer |
Brian Bell | Producer |
Elsie Choi | Producer |
Doug Davison | Producer |
Roy Lee | Producer |
Gabriel Mason | Producer |
Eric Umali | Producer |
Bob Yari | Producer |
Irene Yeung | Producer |