| 1 |
Unsafe at Any Screed |
Friday, 06 September 1996 |
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| 2 |
Wildfire Spreads Like Wildfire |
Monday, 09 September 1996 |
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| 3 |
Now with a Refreshing Drop of Yeltsin! |
Tuesday, 10 September 1996 |
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| 4 |
How Would You Like Your Okinawa Served? |
Wednesday, 11 September 1996 |
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| 5 |
Go Ahead, Make My Day in Court |
Thursday, 12 September 1996 |
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| 6 |
Friday the 13th X: Jalalabad Goes to Haawiyah |
Friday, 13 September 1996 |
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| 7 |
Dying Still #1 Cause of Death |
Monday, 16 September 1996 |
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| 8 |
Air Force Poobah's Khobar Fubar |
Tuesday, 17 September 1996 |
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| 9 |
NASA Befuddled Scuttles Shuttle |
Wednesday, 18 September 1996 |
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| 10 |
Sarin-Dippity-Doo-Dah |
Thursday, 19 September 1996 |
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| 11 |
Robots on Mars, Jetpacks for Everyone! |
Friday, 20 September 1996 |
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| 12 |
Denali Is Not Just a Mountain in Alaska |
Monday, 23 September 1996 |
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| 13 |
Risky Russkie Rescue |
Tuesday, 24 September 1996 |
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| 14 |
Makers of Teflon, Tyvek and Bat-Sh*T Crazy |
Wednesday, 25 September 1996 |
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| 15 |
Kurds in the Punchbowl |
Thursday, 26 September 1996 |
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| 16 |
Najibullah Hullabaloo: Mullah Rules Kabul |
Friday, 27 September 1996 |
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| 17 |
Yasser, That's My Habibi! |
Monday, 30 September 1996 |
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| 18 |
The Starr Treatment |
Tuesday, 01 October 1996 |
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| 19 |
The Perot-volution Will Be Televised |
Wednesday, 02 October 1996 |
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| 20 |
Unholy Matrimony |
Thursday, 03 October 1996 |
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| 21 |
Gimme Three Steps and a Hot Buttered Popcorn |
Friday, 04 October 1996 |
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| 22 |
Don't Get High for Me, Argentina |
Monday, 07 October 1996 |
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| 23 |
Don't Spy on Me, North Korea |
Tuesday, 08 October 1996 |
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| 24 |
Bury My Hard Drive at Wounded Knee |
Wednesday, 09 October 1996 |
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| 25 |
Fox in the CNN House |
Thursday, 10 October 1996 |
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| 26 |
The Character Issue |
Friday, 11 October 1996 |
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| 27 |
All That and a Gang of Crips |
Monday, 14 October 1996 |
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| 28 |
L'Afrique, C'est Chic |
Tuesday, 15 October 1996 |
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| 29 |
Ankh If You're Horus |
Wednesday, 16 October 1996 |
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| 30 |
The Eightfold Path to Entitlement |
Thursday, 17 October 1996 |
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| 31 |
Buy Low, Sell High, Get Used to It! |
Friday, 18 October 1996 |
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| 32 |
Talibanned in Bagram |
Monday, 21 October 1996 |
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| 33 |
UK OKs Ix-nay of AKs |
Tuesday, 22 October 1996 |
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| 34 |
The Sweat Shop Boys |
Wednesday, 23 October 1996 |
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| 35 |
Huang's Danged Oodle |
Thursday, 24 October 1996 |
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| 36 |
Riotous Indignation |
Friday, 25 October 1996 |
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| 37 |
The 800£ Guerrilla |
Monday, 28 October 1996 |
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| 38 |
Pull Yourself Up by the Bra Straps |
Tuesday, 29 October 1996 |
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| 39 |
It's Hep to Be Scared |
Wednesday, 30 October 1996 |
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| 40 |
Refugee Willikers |
Thursday, 31 October 1996 |
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| 41 |
More G*Dd*Mned Nonsense |
Friday, 01 November 1996 |
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| 42 |
China to Hong Kong: Phooey |
Monday, 04 November 1996 |
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| 43 |
Same as the Old Boss |
Tuesday, 05 November 1996 |
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| 44 |
Great Taste, Less Jobs |
Wednesday, 06 November 1996 |
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| 45 |
The Poop of Westwood Village |
Thursday, 07 November 1996 |
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| 46 |
For Sale: 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, 1 Gateway-To-Hell Single-Family Dwelling |
Friday, 08 November 1996 |
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| 47 |
Time to Taint the Donuts! |
Monday, 11 November 1996 |
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| 48 |
Avis and Andy |
Tuesday, 12 November 1996 |
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| 49 |
Three Wrongs Don't Make a Reich |
Wednesday, 13 November 1996 |
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| 50 |
The Kids Are Oil Right |
Thursday, 14 November 1996 |
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| 51 |
1,006 Germans Can't Be Wrong |
Friday, 15 November 1996 |
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| 52 |
Lycanthro-Pick-Of-The-Week |
Monday, 18 November 1996 |
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| 53 |
Six Degrees of Filing for Separation |
Tuesday, 19 November 1996 |
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| 54 |
Bury the Hatchet at Wounded Knee |
Wednesday, 20 November 1996 |
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| 55 |
Korma Pounder with Paneer, McThank-You |
Thursday, 21 November 1996 |
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| 56 |
An "F" in Foul Language Arts |
Friday, 22 November 1996 |
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| 57 |
Waiting for the Other Ugly-Ass Shoe to Drop |
Monday, 25 November 1996 |
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| 58 |
Belarus Nukes Up Russki Caboose |
Tuesday, 26 November 1996 |
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| 59 |
A Shank Shivving Prayer |
Wednesday, 27 November 1996 |
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| 60 |
Let My Giblets Go! |
Thursday, 28 November 1996 |
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| 61 |
What Do Mayflowers Bring? |
Friday, 29 November 1996 |
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| 62 |
In the Realm of the Senseless |
Monday, 02 December 1996 |
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| 63 |
Once Bitten, Twice Shyster |
Tuesday, 03 December 1996 |
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| 64 |
Give Me Back Dim Sum! |
Wednesday, 04 December 1996 |
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| 65 |
Don't War Crimes for Me, Argentina |
Thursday, 05 December 1996 |
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| 66 |
Midnight Express Yourself |
Friday, 06 December 1996 |
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| 67 |
In with the Spotted Owl Crowd |
Monday, 09 December 1996 |
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| 68 |
When Pushers Come to Shove |
Tuesday, 10 December 1996 |
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| 69 |
Six Degrees of Assassination |
Wednesday, 11 December 1996 |
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| 70 |
Tiger Tiger Burning Brynthuraichenai |
Thursday, 12 December 1996 |
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| 71 |
The Ovitzuary Golem |
Friday, 13 December 1996 |
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| 72 |
Fighting the War on Drugs on Drugs |
Monday, 16 December 1996 |
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| 73 |
Double Bypass with Cheese |
Tuesday, 17 December 1996 |
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| 74 |
Guns Don't Kill People, People with Guns Kill People |
Wednesday, 18 December 1996 |
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| 75 |
Hammer and Sickle Me, Elmo |
Thursday, 19 December 1996 |
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| 76 |
It Takes a Village People |
Friday, 20 December 1996 |
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