The Goldbergs: The Circle of Driving

STORY ONE: Barry Can't Wait To Drive Barry just turned 16 and cannot wait to drive.  He hopes that Murray and Beverly bought him a new car for his birthday present. Memorable Quotes: Barry:  "It's jingling. It's keys.  Keys means car.  Car means freedom from all you monsters.  I love you Mom…What the hell is this?" Beverly: "It's a locket.  It's got my picture inside so you can always have your mother near your heart…Sweetie you're just not ready to drive.  You're too immature and quite honestly a little high strung." Barry:  "I AM NOT HIGH STRUNG!  I'm strung just fine like a tennis racket or a banjo"   ---------------------------------------------    STORY TWO: Pops Teaches Adam About Girls Adam is navigating the world of girls.  Lucky for him, he has his grandfather to help him. Memorable Quotes: Adam:  "Did you hear that?  She just called me Alan." Pops: "That's not your name" Adam: "I'll change it.  I'm Alan now.  Pops you're a genius.  Thank you Jedi Master"   ---------------------------------------------    STORY THREE:  Pops Shouldn't Drive Pops is aging but doesn't want his driving privileges taken away. Memorable Quotes: Pops: "Can I go now?  I've got a date with Shirley Nagel.  She's got twelve grandkids so you know she puts out. Murray:  "Cut the crap Albert.  Ok? Cut it!  It's all life.  You lose your keys, Barry gets some keys.  It's the circle of driving."