The Goldbergs: You're Under Foot

STORY ONE: Adam Seeks Help Adam invites a girl to his room for the first time but it ends promptly.  He seeks help from Barry and Erica on what went wrong. Memorable Quotes: After Beverly finds out what Adam did with his toys, she approaches Barry and Erica. Beverly:  “What did you two idiots do?” Erica:  “That could mean so many different things” Beverly: “Why did my scrumptious little baby give all away all his toys?” Adam:  “We just told him the truth mom.” Barry:  “Yeah.  He’ll never get any action with his room full of toys”  Beverly: “He doesn’t need any ACTION.  He’s a little boy.  I’m going there right now and getting his toys back.” Erica:  “If you do, you’re going to cost him his first girlfriend.” Beverly:  “He doesn’t need a girlfriend.  He’s got me.” Barry:  “Ewww.” Erica:  “Yuck.” Beverly:  “I didn’t mean girl friend…I meant….main lady” Barry:  “That is so much worse.” Beverly:  “I meant woman in his life that he loves more than anyone else.” Erica:  “Mom you’re in free fall pull the ripcord.”      ------------------------------------      STORY TWO: Pops is a Busy Body Murray invites Pops back to the store to keep him away from Beverly.  Pops starts taking control of the store that he established. Memorable Quotes: Beverly: “There you are.  How did it go with my Dad?  Did you have a good time?” Murray: “Give me a minute.  Can’t a man take off his pants.” Beverly: “Have you been smoking?... A cigar?” Murray: “Two with some low-end cognac.  Your Dad turned my discount furniture store into the Copa Cabana.  Ugh I’m nauseous.” Beverly: “Well thank you for doing that” Murray:  “You owe me.  I’d like some shrimp parm with extra shrimp and extra parm.” Barry: “I thought you said you were nauseous.” Murray: “I’ll fight through it.”