Don Pardo |
Self - Announcer / Radio Anchorman / Ford Aide |
Chevy Chase |
Weekend Update Anchor / Various / Self - Various Characters / Gerald Ford / Clyde Sankue / Jed Leland / Land Shark / Mr. Spock / Leonard Nimoy / Butler / Greg Allman / Bellhop / Mr. Featherstone / New Dad / President Gerald Ford / The Dead String Quartet / Demolitionist |
Jane Curtin |
Various / Self - Various Characters / Betty Ford / Bee / Actress / Self / patron / Announcer / Jessica Antlerdance / Audrey Peart Dickman / Betty Grable / dancer / Client / Mrs. Zimmerman / Marny / Jane Curtin / Land Shark Victim / Mrs. Henderson / Aunt Betty / Wife / Ms. Gibson / Patricia / Phyllis Crawford / Rhonda Gwen Phillips / Spokesperson / Sandra Good / White Mother / Ethel |
Laraine Newman |
Various / Self - Various Characters / Sherry / Anna Freud / Indira Gandhi / Bee / Squeaky Fromme / Weekend Update Correspondent / Chloe / Consumer / Member / Fritzie Kringle / Judy / Luciana Vermicelli / patron / singer / Lina Wertmuller / Mistress / Nurse / Self / Regan (segment "Exorcist II") / Shirley Temple / Susie's Roommate / Frida / Land Shark Victim / Teller / Wife #1 / The Nurse / Evelyn Woodski / The Dead String Quartet |
Gilda Radner |
Emily Litella / Various / Self - Various Characters / Baba Wawa / Bee / Bobbi Farber / Colleen Fernman / Eleonora Duse / Debbie / Fireman / Julie Nixon / Mrs. Mel / White Polly / Land Shark Victim / Mrs. Beethoven / Linda Louise / Lucy Ricardo / Mother / Student / Relative / Hooker / Mrs. Kromer / Ms. Thompson / Nurse / Gilda Radner / Olga Korbut |
Garrett Morris |
Various / Self - Various Characters / Andrew Young / Jesse Owens / Bee / Extra / Self / Garrett Morris / Titanic Guest / Gary Johnson / Harvey Morgomaster / Idi Amin / Jehovah's Witness / Louis Armstrong / Rubin Carter / Luke / Patron / Mobutu / Student / Johnny Sagpants / News for the Hard of Hearing / Boyfriend / Orderly / Frank / Nurse / Husband / Skip Dixon / The Dead String Quartet / Willie / Killer Bee / Spokesperson / Member / The Delivery Boy |
John Belushi |
Joe Cocker / Various / Self - Various Characters / Adolfo / Guest / Rico / Patient / Bee / Bugs / Lopez / Sam Peckinpah / Captain Kirk / William Shatner / Dennis Timplitt / Self / Jake Blues / Samurai Futaba / Mr. Bernstein / Jawaharlal Nehru / Killer Bee / Vito Corleone / King / Matt Hooper / Anthony Q / Larry Farber / Lowell Brock / Marlon Brando / Steve Bushakis / Matt Cooper / Ludwig von Beethoven / Mr. Kromer / Martin Gresner / Sheila Ellington / Waiter / Member / Spokesperson / Scott Shuman / Judge / White Scottie |
Dan Aykroyd |
Various / Self - Various Characters / Jimmy Carter / Bee / Boyd Norman / British Mercenary / Dennis X / Husband / Bookkeeper / Brody / Dr. McCoy / DeForest Kelley / Dr. Pierre Lechev / The Dead String Quartet / Mr. Henderson / Killer Bee / Eliot Ness / Elwood Blues / Charles Foster Kane / Extra / Self / announcer / Kenny Slungard / Frank Telinka / Mike Mendoza / Howard Hughes / Jason / Richard Nixon / Kenny Vorstrather / Larry Rontz / Announcer / Narrator / Mel / Sheriff Brady / Sigmund Freud / Tom Snyder / David Eisenhower / White Father / Old Dad |
Neil Levy |
Patron / Various / Bee / Knight in shining armor / Crowd Member / Guard / Juror / Killer Bee / Nurse / Marine / Mourner / NBC Page / Cook / Orderly (segment "Spud Beer") / Student / Villager / Waiter / Cashier / Wax figure |
Alan Zweibel |
Self / Alan Zweibel / Bee Patient / Consumer / Corpse (segment 'Wrigley's') / Crowd Member / Guest / sidekick / Horace / Judge / Cook / Man on the Street / News for the Wet / Patron / Robber / Shock Therapy Patient (segment "Spud Beer") / Titanic Guest |
Jerry Nelson |
Scred / Scred (segment 'The Land of Gorch') / Scred (segment 'Dregs and Vestiges') |
Tom Schiller |
Various / Dancer / Godfather Therapy Member / Killer Bee / Nurse / Henri / Judge / Cook / Priest / Bee / Ricky Ricardo / Student / Thomas Schiller / Audience Member / Knight in shining armor / Crowd Member |
Al Franken |
Guest / Caveman / Crowd Member / Dancer / Judge / Cook / Mourner (segment 'Wrigley's') / Player on the Left (segment "Pong") / Pong Player #1 / Pong Player on the Right / Ron Ziegler / Self - Special Guest / Bee / Pong Player |
Michael O'Donoghue |
Bee / Various / Bee Patient / Announcer / Extra / Self / Villager / Titanic Guest / Self - Impressionist / Patron / Judge / Cook / Jeremy Musk / Guest / Dead Professor (segment "Minute Mystery") / Clown / Caller |
Tom Davis |
Self - Special Guest / Pong Player on the Left / Pong Player #2 / Player on the Right (segment "Pong") / Patron / Patient (segment "Spud Beer") / Mourner (segment 'Wrigley's') / Lee / Juror (segment 'The Courtroom') / Judge / Cook / Guest / Crowd Member / Bee |
Jim Henson |
King Ploobis / King Ploobis (segment 'The Land of Gorch') / King Ploobis (segment 'Dregs and Vestiges') |
The Muppets |
Various |
Frank Oz |
The Mighty Favog / The Mighty Favog (segment 'The Land of Gorch') / The Mighty Favog (segment 'Dregs and Vestiges') / The Food |
Richard Hunt |
King Ploobis's Right Hand / Wisss / Wisss (segment 'Dregs and Vestiges') / Glib (segment 'The Land of Gorch') / King Ploobis's Right Hand (segment 'Dregs and Vestiges') / King Ploobis's Right Hand (segment 'The Land of Gorch') |
Paul Shaffer |
Self / Band Member (segment 'Joe Cocker') / Crowd Member / Igor / Self - Howard Shore and His All Nurse Band / Self - Howard Shore and His Band of Angels / Self - Howard Shore and His Bee Band / Self - Musician / Self - Performer (segment 'I Can't Stop My Leg') / Self - Pianist |